Holly Jolly Mens Santa Claus Tee Shirts

So after many years of considering this Santa Claus story, (You know, the one with magic reindeer and elves. Not the real story.) I've come to the conclusion that Santa Claus hates kids. His whole purpose is to keep kids inline and make them do the will of the adults. 

Think about it. What happens if a kid disobeys an adult? Instant naughty list. And what happens when you're on the naughty list? No presents. Just a lump of coal. (Which is probably really an old Santa turd. I doubt Santa's giving away all his coal. He's gotta keep warm at the pole.) And what happens to adults that are bad. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They still get gifts. 

Well anyway I'm an adult so I can't complain too much. I'm gonna wear a Santa shirt and taunt some kids.  

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