Holly Jolly Mens Santa Claus Tee Shirts

So after many years of considering this Santa Claus story, (You know, the one with magic reindeer and elves. Not the real story.) I've come to the conclusion that Santa Claus hates kids. His whole purpose is to keep kids inline and make them do the will of the adults. 

Radical Surf Tees for Dudes

I'm a huge beach fan. Anything to do with the beach. Surfing is a major part of beach life pretty much anywhere you go. And beach chicks love surfer guys. So dudes, if you're planning on visiting a beach wear a surfer shirt. You don't even have to surf. Just put on a shirt and drag a board around. Just make sure no real surfers are around. 

My Favorite Kawaii Tote Bags

I'm a huge anime fan and I have to admit a closet Kawaii fan. I mean sure I'm a dude. But this Kawaii stuff is so adorable. It's tugging on my heart strings man. At least the art work is. The great thing about Kawaii is that anything can be turned into a cute little character. A shoe, a hammer, a toilet even. It's like one of those old Disney movies where everyday objects become living characters. 

My Favorite Guys Panda Tee Shirts

I saw a documentary about pandas once. I think they've got sloths beat on that whole lazy thing. All they do is eat and sleep. That's sloth and gluttony. Who knows what other sins their committing when no one is watching. Not closing the milk carton. Pulling tags off of pillows. I don't trust them. They're too cute. If you know what I mean.

My Favorite Mantastic Unicorn Tee Shirts

For years chicks have been claiming unicorns. No! No! You have horses. Kids have ponies, chicks have horses and dudes have unicorns. That's how it is. And flying unicorns definitely manly. There's nothing manlier than a glittery unicorn running alongside a rainbow, as a matter of fact.

My Favorite Robot Tee Shirts for Dudes

Am I the only one still waiting for robot helpers? When I was a kid they said in the future robots would be in every household. So far all I've seen is those rooma vaccuums. If you even want to call that a robot. I need something more human. Possibly with lasers. Or that robot from Johnny 5 would do. He's funny.

My Favorite Sloth Tee Shirts for Dudes

Sloths are probably third on the list of favorite internet animals. So you would think there would be all kinds of cool sloth shirts on zazzle. But surprisingly no. I guess people just get lazy when making them. Figures. No worries. I found a few that I'm pretty envious of.  

Sloth Mode On Tee Shirt
Sloth Mode On Tee Shirt by nasakom
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Funny sloth live slow tee shirt
Funny sloth live slow tee shirt by VenLogo
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Sloth climbing tower tee
Sloth climbing tower tee by AnimalsForYou
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My Favorite Ninja Tee Shirts for Guys

Ninjas are pretty darn cool. Why? Because come on. They're like magical. Before you can say "Where did my socks go?" a ninja has taken them to Japan to make into more ninja suits for all his ninja friends. That's hardcore.

I've always wanted to be a ninja. But well... I haven't quite got that disappearing thing down yet. I tried using a smoke bomb once, but the smoke blew away in the wind. Anyway, there's always ninja shirts. People won't know your not a real ninja. No one wants to test a ninja. 

Quit Work, Be A Ninja! Tees
Quit Work, Be A Ninja! Tees by rikko40
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Ninja T Shirt
Ninja T Shirt by Blow_Einstein
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Ninja Panda! T-shirt
Ninja Panda! T-shirt by ninjadorables
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What's up, my Ninjas? Shirts
What's up, my Ninjas? Shirts by hudsonshock
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Ninja Black Tshirt
Ninja Black Tshirt by WeirdShirtShop
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Ninjas T-shirts
Ninjas T-shirts by Teranadon12
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My Favorite Gnome Tee Shirts for Guys

Gnomes. What are they? Elves, dwarfs, leprechauns? Are they all really the same species with many different names? I have no idea. I don't even know what they're suppose to do. Do they tend your garden when you sleep? So many questions. Gnome sayin? 

Well whatever they are they're kind of creepy. So I would suggest getting a t shirt to show your support. You know so they don't eat you. Or at least save you for last. 

GNOOKIE GNOME TEE SHIRTS
GNOOKIE GNOME TEE SHIRTS by TheBlueMoonTradingCo
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Hangin' With My Gnomies Tees
Hangin' With My Gnomies Tees by ironydesign
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Gnome and Mushroom Tee Shirt
Gnome and Mushroom Tee Shirt by reilem
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Gnome Sayin Shirt
Gnome Sayin Shirt by reflections06
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Comfortably Gnome T-shirt
Comfortably Gnome T-shirt by curious_inkling
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you Gnome I am Awesome Tshirt
you Gnome I am Awesome Tshirt by humortees
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My Favorite Video Gamer Tee Shirts for Guys

I once heard someone say that video games rot the brain. Seriously? Everything useful I ever learned I learned by playing video games. That should be a requirement for any job. Do you play video games? Yes? You're hired right now. Would you like some pizza while we get your paycheck?  No? We'll get back to you... never.

The Gamer T-shirts
The Gamer T-shirts by MalaysiaGiftsShop
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Blow Me Tees
Blow Me Tees by apollo335
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My Favorite Llama Tee shirts for Guys

Llamas.... what can I say about llamas? They spit. It's kind of their thing. Which makes me wonder why there isn't a baseball team with a llama mascot. They would fit right into any dugout. Louisiana Llamas? By the way who was the evil genius that put the silent L in llama? 

Cómo Se Llama? Tees
Cómo Se Llama? Tees by thefightingcock
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Dolly llama t-shirt
Dolly llama t-shirt by magarmor
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The LLama Brothers Shirt
The LLama Brothers Shirt by LlamaPeopleClothing
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Llama Drama T-shirt
Llama Drama T-shirt by templeofswag
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Drama Llama T Shirts
Drama Llama T Shirts by magarmor
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